23 April 2010

Angels and Demons - movie comments

I would have put 'spoiler' on this but really you can't spoil this movie, that would be the equivalent of rotting plastic fruit.

I watched this movie last night - it was on and I was in front of the TV. 

Knowing very little about the fabled Illuminati turned out to be far too much to watch this film.

The movie makers (as Dan Brown's book has different events) want us to believe, among many other things, that:

1)  a man branded with hot irons, on his chest, could half an hour later run, fly a helicopter and then parachute onto a square in an urban area.

2)  an elderly man branded on his chest with hot irons then weighted down underwater for a minute could appear on a balcony and talk to 200,000 people within 12 hours.

3) the College of Cardinals could have 4 votes for a new Pope within 12 hours.

And to quote a line in the movie: May God have mercy on all our souls.

 

 

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Nothing to do with work - SamNZed's peanut chews

 

115gm (4oz butter)

60 gms (2+ oz ) cocoa powder

2 eggs

230 gm (8+oz) caster sugar (Maybe use some brown?)

1 tsb vanilla essence

Cup of cornflakes

Tablespoon milk

4 tablespoons crunchy peanut butter

55gms (1 and 3/5ths ounces) plain flour

 

Cream butter and sugar – add eggs, cocoa vanilla, cornflakes, milk and peanut butter. Beat. Add flour. Use milk if mixture too dry – should be sloppy not solid.

Bake @180 C for 20 minutes (or until fork comes out clean from centre)  in a square tray.  Tray should have greaseproof paper

 

When cooked take out of tray and leave to cool.  Ice when cool

 

ICING

 

175 gms (6 ozs) Butter

500 g (1 lb) Icing sugar

3 Tspoons (or more!) cocoa or melted chocolate

2 teaspoons vanilla essence

2 Tablespoons peanut butter

 

Cream butter with icing sugar add vanilla and chocolate or cocoa mix, add peanut butter. Beat well. Icing will keep in fridge.

 

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Why I don't talk endlessly about my work - but just on communication without the s

I quite enjoy a lot of the perspectives I get on Twitter, Facebook, the news and blogs I read covering PR, internal communication, corporate communication, social media yada yada yada. BUT it's the industry I work in and I like to think about other things, many related, tangentially, and directly and others because they're funny.

I could try and write here everything I've learnt and experienced about communication but it would bore me, and if I'm bored it doesn't seem fair to bore you as well.

 Today though; trapped in my own pedantic enclosure: PR it's communication not communications.  Communications are phones, messages and computers and perhaps tactics of communication. Communication is strategic and about the art of communicating.  I have no sympathy for a PR marketing business who call themselves communications and get rung about computers or telephones. It might be they are only a communications company who wordsmith communiques and create design but really mostly people think they're in communication from a strategic perspective (whether they are or not).

Anyway if nothing else it is important to understand the language you're using because in thinking about it you can achieve greater clarity and generate work with more value.

Communications

Communication

and stolen from Nasa

askmagazine.nasa.gov/.../25s_communicating.html

 

 

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22 April 2010

And now for something completely dissonant

I'm getting old.

The hold music on business phones is getting very noisy and particularly ugly.  I'd tell you what I had to listen to most recently IF I knew what it was.  I know it was rap. I spose if they idea is to get the customer all riled up for a good fight leaving you on hold and playing rap at you is a pretty good way to set it up.  'hey arsehole - wat's ur dis?'

Worse still now when I ring Telstra Clear they'll answer in Manilla. So bad music AND people who don't understand how I talk.  Digressing, an 018 call (Telecom) I had some weeks ago the woman corrected my pronunciation of the word science (I was ringing the Science Media Centre).

Business phone answering music is hardly ever right.  I didn't mind the National Bank in the 90s playing the Four Seasons over and over but I got tired of Orinoco Flow with the power company I had at the same time and all were  better than the clunky bells version of Greensleeves which is destined to become a classic cellular ring. Today it's sort of bad modern grunge and rap on the utilities I have to wait for.

You know a nice quiet buzz and the occasional  "i'm sorry you really are important to us, but not enough to hire local staff and support the local econony or to hire enough people to answer your call, please just sit there doing nothing till we find a serf to not understand your accent," would be better than having music.  And it would be more honest.

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No regrets? Really?!! - do you live in a bubble?

Every now and again I see or hear an interview where someone says they have 'no regrets' in their life.

I think I'm supposed to admire them for their steely determination or Ayn Rand-ish self-assuredness, but actually I either shiver or do an intellectual double-take.

In my mind the only people with a right to have no regrets died as infants. It seems to me at best people who claim this are confusing self-forgiveness with having no regrets and they run the gamut from stupid, through unaware to narcissistic.  I'm sure Gandhi and Mother Theresa had good reason to have fewer regrets but I'm sure they would have a lot more than the rest of us. 

In my mind it comes back to the golden rule: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  I know there is a very strong new-age thing about 'you can't emotionally hurt people; they do it in themselves via their reaction to what you do to them', and while there is some truth in that, it is horsefeathers to suggest it allows impunity to bad behaviour.

While I might understand why I have done certain things in my life, because I was young, unaware, hurt, misguided, drunk etc....but there are many things I regret. Things I've said, done, and condoned. And to get specific: I mean times where I have insulted people, undermined them with other people, lied, stolen things, done things I knew were wrong, including getting involved in relationships and situations that I knew were not right, cheated, manipulated and misrepresented things.  Almost always for some reason related to my ego; being liked, putting myself above others, getting something, and so on. And while I may have done some pretty bad things I doubt anyone I will ever come across has done nothing bad.

Sure I can forgive myself but really, it's not about me. It's about the world I create around me, the effect I have on people.  If I behave like a jerk, for whatever reason, no matter how others take it, it's not making the world a better place; for them or (to reflect my 70s upbringing) me.

When someone says they have 'no regrets' anything else they say disappears in my listening, what I hear is "I behaved badly to maximise things for me and stuff everyone else". Which isn't what they think; probably, but I really decide they are have low self or social awareness or are arrogant.

And I don't care the last person I heard say this on the radio was a sweet sounding 100 year old woman.

 

This post brought to you to preserve words like gamut and horsefeathers and trying to use more ';''s rather than dashes.

 

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17 March 2010

Internet technology still at Morris Minor stage

I've been having a number of 'connectivity' issues lately. In particular having sent and received emails 3 weeks ago my phone stopped being able to send them. So after a week of messing around and seeking help voila! I can send emails, but then 2 weeks ago I was suddenly able to send and  but not receive.  Several hours of talking to technicians later I still can't receive.

At the same time I've been having problems with internet browsers, no matter which one I use I get blank internet pages. Yes I've removed and reloaded my anti -virus and looked at my add-ons and cleared my cache and blah blah blah.

My conclusion is that this doesn't feel like a 2010 Toyota Corolla or a 2009 Mitsubishi. Internet and more generally computers feel like a 1965 Morris Minor or 1972 Morris Marina technology with a long way to go.

I'm expecting a one button connectivity system which re-engineers settings and just goes, and a computer which isn't overloaded with anti-virus settings and makes all programmes work seamlessly together. 

Anyway - back to the phone and another call to Vodafone and then Telstra.

 

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16 March 2010

Paradise Lost

There have been many 'techtonic' changes in my lifetime.  By techtonic I mean ground shifting in a metaphorical sense. Although with the number of tragic earthquakes and tsunamis we've had lately and person-made disasters maybe techtonic in several senses.

One example I thought of recently - what did we do in our rooms when I was a student? When I was a student some people had little or big stereos, a great flat was one with a microwave (although I didn't know anyone who lived in one of these), and one person I knew had a VHS - the rest of us used to rent them with the videos we hired. A room in a student hostel or flat might have a tape deck, radio and a torch.  Now a typical student room has a desk top, iPods, games consoles, stereos, cell phones......

Actually I do know what I did in my room; drink.  And entertain young women. Playstation does seem lame in comparison.

But the more important change is the domination of our lives by scarcity.

When I was about 6 or 7 I had a friend who's parents were supporters of a political party called Values - more or less the Greens but before them. They recycled, reused and ate bean sprouts. Among the many interesting things they had was a board game based on zero sum philosophy.  As I remember it if you did any business development it killed trees or animals and made it harder to live. It was an odd game with a long apology from it's inventors about using cardboard to make the game. In those days progress was a good thing, as was science, so this all seemed like it was from another planet.

In those days we tossed everything in the rubbish, (except organic material that went into compost).  My grandmother on the other hand, shaped by the great depression and WW2 hoarded and reused everything.  When she died around 1000 neatly folded paper bags she'd got from the bakery (long since closed by this stage) were sent to a 'nice farm in the country'.

I grew up sending everything to landfill and with no worry about the planet - the ozone layer, the air, the ground, the oceans, food supply or anything else. The big issues were nuclear or chemical war which oddly now seem benign in comparison to oceans rising, food running out, the planet frying in it's own juices and being buried in a pile of rubbish which has leached through and poisoned the very ground we walk on.

In my most conscious moments eating a tin of tuna, for example, I wonder how many tins of tuna the planet can support and whether this may be the last one I'll see.  Eating anything I consider the impact on the environment in terms of pollution, poverty and things running out. World population explosion, greenhouse gases, toxins, animal extinctions.... it's exhausting.

I saw some footage of hotels in Las Vegas on TV the other day and although I've always thought the way they spend squillions to get water pumping all over the place ludicrous I now consider it obscene.  Here I am washing and recycling tins (is washing them worse for the environment than just recycling them dirty? why are they in cans? why do these products exist at all?) yet very rich companies are pumping water with lights through it around for effect in a desert, and if the water is recycled what about the power?  Swimming pools are starting to provoke a similar reaction in me now.

There was something beautiful and foolhardy about the 70s where, like the fool, we danced by the side of the cliff unaware of the disaster and catastrophe that awaited us all. In those days we believed we could eliminate hunger and poverty. Bono thinks we still can. 

My thought for today is, yes the planet is in a huge mess, yes we're all going to die, and yes it's all our own fault but if I'm careful about my own practices, (in some areas), can I just not think about it today?  I want to just pretend it's going to be all right and we do still live in paradise.

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11 February 2010

NZ Black Caps to work on programme of easy competitors to boost morale

Apparently NZ Cricket spirits are high as the Black Caps are about to complete an unbeaten  series with over Bangladesh
From the TVNZ site: "The day-night fixture at AMI Stadium presents the New Zealanders with a golden opportunity to complete a rare 3-0 series whitewash, something they also achieved over Bangladesh at home in late 2007."

Information to hand suggests that this morale booster will be followed by a season playing other teams starting with the Maldives Only 11, moving to a team from Andorra (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/992562.stm) , then San Marino (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2669927.stm), and ending with a series against a Woollongong under 15 team.   All of them will be home games in New Zealand to minimise chances of an energy depleting upset loss of any games, although cricket officials concede the Woollongong Schools' Team series is unlikely to be a whitewash.

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09 February 2010

Posts I would have liked to have made - but too busy

I'm busy so haven't had time to post lately.

 

Burning issues I thought about posting:

  • why it's okay for a good portion of charity money to go to talented people who can create more for the charity by using their skills tather than leaving the work to impoverished slaves (again)
  • why personal brand is a new tyranny
  • what is the current definition or rules about keeping in touch in the era of SM
  • why the US is so obsessed with creating its own royalty eg Paris Hilton, Brangelina, Disney princesses
  • while Taylor Swift is a lovely and talented young woman do I have to see her every day? (and isn't John Mayer a cad and a bounder)
  • why the Middle East will never have peace - a study of my neighbourhood and adjoining properties
  • fighting the inner pedant
  • a list of people who clearly would rather be right than happy 

I may come and backfill these at some point

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13 January 2010

Hot for Firefighters

http://slatev.com/player.html?id=61346720001

I love these 50 cent interviews

They've been going for years as far as I know - I've been reading them for 3 or 4.

 

 

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12 January 2010

What is the correct plural of conundrum? | Notes and Queries | guardian.co.uk

For some reason I love this stuff. Unfortunately I am nowhere near knowledgeable enough to contribute. And while I have a higher than average pedantic streak I know language changes and evolves so my stance is always a lot about what works.

One good thing about English is it is almost totally unrecognisable from 800 -1000 hundred years ago (I have a middle English Dictionary) and even from Shakespeares time it has evolved significantly.

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31 December 2009

Are we there yet? NYs resolutions

[nb I've stolen the title of this from another blog who in turn stole it from movies who stole it from kids - no specific child has been identified as the originator of the phrase but should it be trademarked  or copyrighted or have any other form of incredibly important legal protection I will unashamedly apologise, and grovel in a cowering and subservient manner appropriate for someone with no dignity or rights.  Please don't sue me]

I don't like New Years Resolutions. My behaviour suggests I must be lying as I've only ever achieved one, despite having made many.  One of the most spectacular attempts was an own-goal - not to make any New Year resolutions. 

The single success was to finish a particular play I was writing. It was a bloody awful play so I'm not sure what was achieved there. The idea was to review NYRs (see how quickly acronyms get formed? 4 lines in no less) them on my birthday in August (24th and yes I accept vouchers), which has only happened once.

The aim of them seems to be to make things better, and starts from the premise something is wrong.  While aware that the idea that nothing is wrong right now is a little ludicrous (elephants in living room analogies seem very popular right now) mostly things in my life are wrong, or less than ideal, for a reason.  So these resolutions are more of a 'are we there yet'.  Wherever there is. 

This year I will make a resolution, it will be more of a statement.  It's actually a new year's truce - I'm not giving myself a hard time.  I must be there by now, or somewhere.  So I'm here. Sod the rest of it. I must be glorious, experienced or famous enough already.

I am happy though to suggest NYRs [TM©] to people I know eg

  • I must ring Sam more
  • Sam's birthday is 24 August - send him a voucher
  • I must ring Sam a lot less

I can tailor them, just ask.  Or if you want, you can 'be there' too.

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